"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
if you harass jensen ackles about destiel on twitter i will find u and punch u right in the nipple no exceptions
having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter